It's my belief the circumstantial evidence is strong that Jesus was gay. (Both his being 33 and single in a time and place where that was unheard of, and Saul of Tarsus' constant railing against homosexuality. Mind you, I also believe Saul of Tarsus never stopped persecuting the Nazarim -- rather than beat 'em, he joined 'em, then subverted their doctrines. But hey. Matthew 24:24 applies.)