Tips to a life of crime.

[libertango]

From r.k. milholland's profanely viciously funny web comic Something Positive:

"How is it you two have never been arrested?"

"The key is to commit crimes so confusing that police feel too stupid to even write a crime report about them."

Comments

[zannah.livejournal.com]

A friend of mine says that every time he reads SP he thinks of me. I'm not sure if I should feel flattered or offended. :p