It's probably just the smartass redhead Irish Bostonian in me... But does it seem to anyone else that the headline, "Pope Recovering from Tracheotomy" is the punchline for a Denis Leary routine?

"He's Tracheotomy Pope!"

SFX {voice box}:"Ave, Ave, Ave, Ave..."

{like leary, i'm going to hell for this bit. like we weren't going to share a bench by the fire to begin with. (snort) }