"Hey, Boss! I just had an apostrophe!"

[libertango]

A strange thing from the land where an apostrophe so often means, "Lookout! Here comes the 'S'!"...

Have you noticed that Valentine's Day is frequently missing a certain something?

I suppose you could say it's the Day of Valentines. But even then, shouldn't it be Valentines' Day?

I'm just sayin'...