I've come to a decision...

[libertango]

If you're so anxious about the size of your penis that you just must own an SUV/MiniVan/Gigantic Pick-up, no problem. Here're the rules for ownership:

* 75% of the surface area of your Penile Compensatory Vehicle (PCV) must be painted with the Saudi Arabian flag. This is in recognition of who has true sovereignty over your vehicle choice.

* Your PCV must actually be licensed by the Saudis.

* While driving your PCV, you are subject to Saudi traffic laws. And penalties. ("Nice hand you have there... thwop!... Shouldn't have been speeding, though.")

Comments

A Question

[holyoutlaw.livejournal.com]

It's a common joke to call large cars "PCV" (as you do) -- I've also seen S (for Small) appended. I make this joke myself, of course.

But does this mean that a guy who drive a two-door beater with dents and garbage bag windows and so on is driving a Large Penis Compensation Vehicle?

Hmmmmmmm.....

Re: A Question

[hal-obrien.livejournal.com]

Wellllll... This has always been Ulrika's claim. {cough} But you know women. As Nixon said, A very tricky people. :)