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A great, all-purpose reply:
Aug. 2nd, 2005 09:36 pmFrom Something Positive:
"7. Why does the caged bird sing? Because I have incriminating photos. -R"
This works in all kinds of situations. Why did the chicken cross the road? Why is the sky blue? Why would someone count the licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Why won't Tom Cruise, Don Wildmon, or Karl Rove admit they're gay? Because I have incriminating photos!
"7. Why does the caged bird sing? Because I have incriminating photos. -R"
This works in all kinds of situations. Why did the chicken cross the road? Why is the sky blue? Why would someone count the licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Why won't Tom Cruise, Don Wildmon, or Karl Rove admit they're gay? Because I have incriminating photos!
