I'm a patriot.

Having spent an inordinate amount of time searching for the original of this, I'm posting it to cast a vote with teh Googles:

"I'm a patriot. I love my decadent, cosmopolitan, self-indulgent, racially-mixed, godless, intellectually dilletante, drug-abusing, promiscuous, queer-loving country. And its flag is the Stars and Stripes."

Patrick Nielsen Hayden <p...@panix.com>
Date: 15 Sep 2001 12:04:24 GMT
Local: Sat, Sep 15 2001 5:04 am

"I'm a patriot. I love my decadent..."