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libertangoChristopher Baldwin has a really cool web comic titled Bruno. Bruno is a she, and today's panel (2003-09-19) has two important elements to combat these parlous times; coffee and miracles.
Speaking of miracles, Baldwin passes along the Top 10 Reasons Beer is Better than Jesus. Since he seems to be cribbing them from someone else, I now inflict them upon you:
Almost devotional, donchathink?
Speaking of miracles, Baldwin passes along the Top 10 Reasons Beer is Better than Jesus. Since he seems to be cribbing them from someone else, I now inflict them upon you:
10. No one will kill you for not drinking beer.
9. Beer doesn't tell you how to have relations with the opposite sex. (Or the same sex. Or whatever quantities of either sex.)
8. Beer has never caused a major war.
7. They don't force beer on minors who can't think for themselves.
6. When you have a beer, you don't knock on people's doors trying to give it away.
5. Nobody's ever been burned at the stake, hanged, or tortured over his brand of beer.
4. You don't have to wait 2000+ years for a second beer.
3. There are laws saying beer labels can't lie to you.
2. You can prove you have a beer.
1. If you've devoted your life to beer, there are groups to help you stop.
Almost devotional, donchathink?
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Heya!
Date: 2003-09-23 10:23 pm (UTC)Oh- and I love your analysis of LJ developers' poor choice in the term "friend". Bravo!
Re: Heya!
Date: 2003-09-24 05:09 am (UTC)As to why... I'm not sure. Certainly there's a more-than-the-average-bear thoughtfulness behind your writing. I do the same thing with restaurants -- drive by and go, "That one!", and it turns out to be tasty. :)
Re: Heya!
Date: 2003-09-24 05:38 am (UTC)