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An asian woman, looking for all the world like Zhou Caiqin playing Auntie Lindo in The Joy Luck Club, went up to a stocker:

"I'm looking for your meatballs."
"Which ones? We have many kinds."
"The round ones."

"Oh my god! Look who came in the door! He's not supposed to be here, he's supposed to be in Delaware."
"Why do you think he's here?"
"I told you -- they've got books for dummies here..."