Sometimes, you can't make this stuff up

[libertango]

Headline in the New York Times:

"Ozzfest and Its Quest for Fresh Blood"

...because God knows you don't want to be drinking stale blood onstage.

Comments

[vgqn.livejournal.com]

...because God knows you don't want to be drinking stale blood onstage.

Well, of course not! It's got to be fresh to be drinkable because blood coagulates very quickly. Hard to gulp down those lumps.