Baa -- Memeage

[libertango]

This almost sounds as busy as my year has been. I also note that 3 out of 5 items are positive, and I'm still a net loser (in more ways than one):

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Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In May I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points). Last Monday I gave metalmensch a kidney (1000 points). Last Saturday I helped jhulten hide a body (-173 points). In April I put money in luriddreamscape's expired parking meter (14 points). Last Tuesday I gave minnehaha a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-121 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking! Sincerely, libertango

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Comments

[metalmensch.livejournal.com]

I had thought that kidney was stolen! Bah, what will I tell my friends??

Talk

[hal-obrien.livejournal.com]

"Bah, what will I tell my friends??"

The first rule of Kidney Club is not to...

Hrm.

[alanro.livejournal.com]

But you should receive points for helping a friend to hide a body. Friends help friends move. Real friends help friends move bodies...