Don't mention the war(s)

[libertango]

Jon Stewart is American.

John Oliver is from England.

In the knockout round of the World Cup, England will be playing Germany.

Stewart graciously made an offer to Oliver: If, during the game, England gets into trouble with Germany, and needs someone to, um, bail them out... England can call us anytime!

Comments

[daveon.livejournal.com]

Of course we can, you'll turn up late though...

[hal-obrien.livejournal.com]

True that.

We'll still make the winning goal, though. Hell, we score the goals in our own games in stoppage time.

[daveon.livejournal.com]

That's not necessarily something to be proud of :)

We specialize in letting the OTHER team score the winning goal in stoppage time, failing that we'll lose 4-3 in a penalty shoot out.