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The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
LevelScore
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)Very Low
Level 2 (Lustful)High
Level 3 (Gluttonous)Very High
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)Moderate
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)Moderate
Level 7 (Violent)Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)Low

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Date: 2003-04-30 09:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hal-obrien.livejournal.com
"Welcome to level 7. Care for a mint?"

[[to get the full effect of this, you really should imagine john cleese saying this next bit, in full basil fawlty mode:]]

A mint? A mint? Madam, have you become completely deranged? Here we are, cowering in eternal brimstone, hellfire, and damnation, and you offer a mint? Toiling in sweat as the flames lap at our feet, imps sticking us with their pitchforks, and you offer a mint?

{beat}

I think I'd fancy a Newcastle ale, instead. ;)

did you know cleese did a recording of c.s. lewis' the screwtape letters? it's a collection of epistles from a senior to a junior demon, and cleese is the perfect... entity for the job. :)

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